How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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