South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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