You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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