Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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