It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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