it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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