yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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