He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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