Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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