I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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