Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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