Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
don't judge my taste in strippers
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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