WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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