The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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