She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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