I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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