watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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