no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I love how my cats smell like pot.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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