butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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