that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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