Dual....:-)
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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