I checked into jail on foursquare
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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