i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
tell me about the eggs
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