Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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