So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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