The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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