I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I need to sanitize my soul.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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