im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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