apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
