Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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