I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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