I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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