Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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