I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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