No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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