i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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