He is an equal opportunity slut.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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