that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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