They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He shit in the fireplace
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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