I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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