Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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