is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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