Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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