i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
