if i can run in heels then i can drive
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
