I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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