I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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