she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
