Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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