You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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