Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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