either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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