Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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