I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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